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Let’s GOOOoooooooooo!!

👵 Nana always said, start your day with a joke and a teaspoon of Whiskey.

😂 Nana’s Jokes: So, I went to this bed n’ breakfast in France… (Answer at the End)

🤌🏽 NUGGETS of WISDOM:

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.. - Jack Handy

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📣 PALM COAST CHATTER

Flagler Schools' 10-Year Plan Includes New High School and Middle School 🎒

Flagler Schools’ 10-year infrastructure plan includes the construction of a new high school and middle school, with a combined projected cost of over $400 million, according to district documents presented to the School Board on Dec. 10.

Design work for both schools is set to begin in 2029, with construction continuing through the 2033-34 school year.

The new high school would accommodate 2,400 to 2,600 students, with an estimated cost of $230 million. The middle school would house 1,800 to 2,000 students, at a projected cost of $175 million.

🤩 FUN COAST PHOTO of the WEEK

Florida Skunk Ape Sighting riverbank Rattlesnake Island! Early AM. Hmmmm.. Kind of looks like a leftover chimp from the Creature from the Black Lagoon Marineland Films

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🎞️ Check this Short Film Documentary Out: 🎞️  🦶🏾In Search of Hawaiian Bigfoot 🦶🏾

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💋 THE CHEF’S KISS

The Wandering Hoagie 🥪

(386) 517-4731 - It’s a Food Truck So Ya Gotta Check Facebook Page and/or Call.

It’s worth it GREAT Hoagies!!! Several Spots Around Town….

INFO - Wandering Hoagie

ffff-PHILLY CHEESE STEAK! Real Deal…

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🐊 RETRO FLORIDA

December 31, 1903: A Unique Legacy in Jacksonville 🦤 

At the dawn of the 20th century, Jacksonville became a hub for ostriches and alligators when Charles D. Fraser opened the Florida Ostrich Farm on Talleyrand Avenue. The farm quickly became famous for its ostrich rides, races, plumes, and eggs, making these remarkable birds synonymous with the city. Over time, the farm expanded into the Ostrich and Alligator Farm, relocating several times before settling in South Jacksonville. Today, these iconic creatures continue to captivate visitors, with ostriches now reaching for a taste of orange.

Yippee Kai Yea!. Gitty Up Camel Sparrow…

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🫖 THE TEA (Gossip)

YOU Can Own Parker Posey’s Convertible in Flagler County 🚙

Yes. That’s Right. Her Drop Top Nissan Murano is Up for grabs.

Check It Out, brah: Link to Ad

Hmmmm…. Am I the only one who knows who she is?!!! 🤣🤙🏽

🌐 AROUND THE INTERWEBS

What Humans Could Look Like by 2050 with Lack of Sleep and Sunlight 🌞

A disturbing digital model illustrates how humans may appear in 2050 if we continue to skimp on sleep. Created by Bensons for Beds in collaboration with sleep expert Dr. Sophie Bostock, the model named Hannah shows the effects of getting just six hours of sleep per night.

Hannah, a 45-year-old Brit from the future, suffers from chronic back pain, thinning hair, sagging skin, swollen legs, and red, puffy eyes — all signs of sleep deprivation's toll on the body.

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The Capybara Cafe 🦫

Welcome to The Capybara Café in St. Augustine! Meet our friendly capybaras, Mocha and Latte, and support wildlife conservation with every visit. Enjoy a fun, educational experience while helping fund our mission to protect and preserve nature.

The Noah’s Ark Sanctuary houses over 100 animals, focusing on native wildlife like foxes, raccoons, and squirrels, as well as exotic pet surrenders. Our mission remains the same: to provide a safe, thriving environment for every animal.

Capybara Café was born from our desire to promote conservation in an engaging way. It serves as an educational hub where guests can interact with our capybaras and learn about wildlife conservation.

www.CapybaraCafe.com - (386) 346-1058 - 105 S. Ponce de Leon Boulevard, Saint Augustine,

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🤬 GRINDS MY GEARS

Drones Might Be Causing Uptick in Restrooms Closing in Palm Coast 🚽

“Second time we’ve gone to Ollies Bargain Outlet and the Restrooms Were Closed! Why?!” -anonymous. 📣

Rumor Around the Campfire is that Bealls Outlet next door has clean restrooms and Drone proof.😁

🌴 FLORIDA ADVENTURES

Washington Oaks Garden State Park 🌳

Washington Oaks Gardens State Park in Palm Coast, Florida, spans 425 acres of coastal beauty along State Road A1A. The park features a stunning coquina rock beach, coastal scrub, and a lush hammock with live oaks, hickory, and magnolia trees. Tidal marshes border the park, while 20 acres of formal gardens offer a peaceful retreat. The park also preserves the historic Washington Oaks District, once the winter home of the Young family.

It is within the hammock that 20 acres of formal gardens are sculpted from the landscape to create an amazing place to relax and enjoy the wonders of nature.  The Young's built their winter retreat here; the buildings and gardens of the Washington Oaks Historic District are part of the Young's legacy.

Website: http://www.washingtonoaks.org - (386) 446-6780 - 6400 N Ocean Shore Blvd, Palm Coast,

Fun Day Trip with the Family or to Just Be Inside Florida History.

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🤙🏾 WORD on the STREET

Glazing

To overly praise someone to an extreme level

Dustin: “Brah, Michael Jordan is the goat of all goats.He’s AMAZING! WOW, He’s the GOAT! AIR JORDAN!”

WIllie: “The Glazing is insane…Chill, brah”

PCwire Challenge use “Glazing” in conversation this week!!

😂 Dad Joke Answer: They were giving me the crepes. 😂

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 Venture with care through the wilds unknown,

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