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🐊 Gator Ridin', Fartbergs, Vanfesto, Radioactive Mary, Day Trip, Chef's Kiss, Urban Dictionary, News of the Weird 😵💫
Fun Coast Fun, Palm Coast Gossip, Black Fartbergs, Grinds My Gears, Places to Eat and Shop, Here for Fun not to Offend...
Mark Morrison
November 27, 2024
Top O’ the Morning to Ya, PC! Palm Coast Wire (PCwire) is here to bring you a touch of mystery, fun, and quirky surprises straight from the "Fun Coast" of Palm Coast. So, what will YOU do with the day you've been given?
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• Where to Eat - “Chef’s Kiss”
• Where to Shop - “PC Biz”
• Where to Adventure - “Florida Adventures”
• PC Gossip - “Palm Coast Chatter”
• Entertainment Gossip - “The Tea”
• Odd News from Around the Globe - “News of the Weird”
• More Stuff…. Let’s GOOoooooo!
😂 Dad Jokes: How Did the Computer Get a Virus?… (Answer at the end of News Letter) 😂
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PALM COAST CHATTER
Loud Mufflers Make My Car Zoom Zoom. 😵💫
“About 4:30 on SR100 a NASCAR-Wannabe in a Mustang was making a U turn in front of the hospital to head eastbound and gassed it up a bit too much when he ran out of talent and did a complete 360 finishing up in the median. I guess it’s a Mustang thing. Don’t drive a 400 horsepower car if you only have 300 horsepower worth of talent.” - Palm Coast, Fl Community
Zoom….Zoom?
FUN COAST PHOTO of the WEEK
Monkey Air Time In the Swamps of Florida. Move over Air Jordan.
📷 Richard Cranium | Tag @palmcoastwire to get your fotos in the PCWire!
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THE CHEF’S KISS
Swillerbees Handcrafted Donuts, Coffee and More… 🐝
(386) 283-4997 85 Cypress Point Pkwy.
Breakfast, Lunch, Coffee/Tea drinks, sandwiches and donuts. Family owned!
Yay! Designer Donuts are d’kine and off the hook. Sandwiches were reasonably priced. Steak, egg, cheese on croissant were on point!
High End Designer Donuts and Sandwiches not too Pricey!
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THE TEA
Down Under’s Digital Detox: Australia Plans to Ban Kids from Social Media 📴
Australia's government plans to introduce "world-leading" legislation banning children under 16 from social media. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said the laws, to be presented next week, aim to reduce harm to young users. "This is for the mums and dads... I want Australian families to know the government has your back," he stated.
Timmy and Susie. The Last Selfies Before the Ban.
Sure, why not?
RETRO FLORIDA
Gator Queen Goes For a Ride on Daisy! 🐊
Doreen “The Gator Queen” Taking Her Gator Daisy for a Walk
1920s Doreen The Gator Queen would take a ride, on her Alligator (Daisy), to the 5 and Dime to get some candy. The golden age of childhood when there wasn’t any helicopter parent rules!
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If YOU Like What You’re Reading Share With ALL Your Friends!
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GRINDS MY GEARS
“Hey you kid with the very loud “Nascar Muffler” Why? Every morning around 7am you wake up the neighborhood as you drive down the streets. Don’t your parents get furious hearing that in their own driveway?” - anonymous. 📣
Look at Me!
Look at ME! I need the Attention, Look Dammit Look at Meeeee! There’s better ways to get attention, kid - Richard Cranium. 🤡
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FLORIDA ADVENTURES
Washington Oaks Gardens State Park 🌸
Stunning formal gardens surround an ancient live oak in this beachfront park.
The gardens offer visitors a peaceful stroll along winding reflection ponds sheltered by a picturesque oak hammock. Washington Oaks is also famous for its unique shoreline of coquina rock formations along the Atlantic beach. This ancient rock formation creates the perfect spot for beachcombing, tidal pool exploring and photography.
Visitors can picnic and fish from either the beach or the seawall along the Matanzas River on the park's west boundary.
6400 North Oceanshore Blvd, Palm Coast. (386) 446-6780. http://www.washingtonoaks.org
Wow! Now that’s a Kodak Moment
I mean, c’mon ain’t that there purttier than 6 feet of snow? 🧌
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READER POLL
Mala Compra Trail is the Best Trail to Hike 🥾
5949 Flagler Beach to Marineland Trail, Palm Coast,
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URBAN DICTIONARY
Vanfesto
Street Lingo for van covered in political stickers and other propaganda reflecting the owner’s political beliefs.
“Living in his Vanfesto down by the river” - Richard Cranium
PC BIZ
Epic Theaters
The only Movie Theater in Town.
1185 Central Ave, Palm Coast, (386) 206-9790
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FROM AROUND THE INTERWEBS
She had a Glowing Personality ☢️
Marie Curie was so captivated by the glowing properties of radium that she carried vials in her pockets and kept them by her bedside. However, this prolonged exposure to radiation had severe consequences for her health, eventually causing her death from aplastic anemia.
Because radium has an extremely long half-life, many of her possessions, such as notebooks and letters, remain radioactive even now. Her body is also still radioactive, and she was buried in a lead-lined casket to shield others from harmful radiation.
Someone had to be the lab rat.
The first club kid with a glow stick….
NEWS of THE WEIRD
Ewww…No, Like Grody to the Max! 🤢
Sydney beachgoers found mysterious black balls on the shore, prompting authorities to close the beaches, suspecting they were unrefined oil from a spill.
However, scientists at the University of New South Wales have identified the orbs as mini "fatbergs," made up of human waste, methamphetamine, hair, fatty acids, and food scraps.
Lead investigator Jon Beves described the smell as unbearable. The EPA believes the balls originated from a source releasing mixed waste, but tests have not pinpointed their exact origin.
Fart Balls aka “Fartbergs” on an Aussie Beach
Golly, the kids would have a blast playing with the “Fartbergs”!
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😂 Dad Joke Answer: It Left It’s Windows Open….😂
WE APPRECIATE YOU! 🥰
Thanks for Sharing a Few Laughs with Us This Week. Feel free to share. We hope to put a smile on your face every week.
Venture with care through the wilds unknown,
For in your journey, a difference is sown.
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