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Top O’ the Morning to Ya, PC! Palm Coast Wire (PCwire) is here to bring you a touch of mystery, fun, and quirky surprises straight from the "Fun Coast" of Palm Coast. So, what will YOU do with the day you've been given?

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• Where to Eat - “Chef’s Kiss”

• Where to Shop - “PC Biz”

• Where to Adventure - “Florida Adventures”

• PC Gossip - “Palm Coast Chatter”

• Entertainment Gossip - “The Tea”

• More Stuff…. Let’s GOOoooooo!

😂 Dad Jokes: What do yo feed an Alligator?… (Answer at the end of News Letter) 😂

🤌🏽 NUGGETS of WISDOM:

In our darkest moments, we don’t need solutions or advice. What we yearn for is simply human connection—a quiet presence, a gentle touch. - Ernest Hemingway

SPONSORED BY: WHITNEY MORRISON MAKE UP & HAIR

🎁 Holiday Gift Idea: HOLIDAY GLOW-UP! • One-on-One Makeup Tutorial! 🎁

This holiday season, give the gift package of confidence with a personalized Makeup Tutorial Package by professional artist Whitney! Whether you’re prepping for an event or just want to master your everyday look, Whitney will teach you the best products for your skin type, how to apply makeup like a pro, and tips for flawless results.

✔ What you get:

• Makeup application & shopping advice tailored to YOU

• Professional studio and film-style makeup techniques

• Individual or group lessons available

• In-person sessions at our Palm Coast studio or in the comfort of your home!

• Professional Photo Shoot of You

Avoid the trial-and-error shopping and get the perfect products and techniques for your unique look. Also makes an amazing stocking stuffer for YOU or someone you love! 

✨ Spots are limited – book now for a HOLIDAY GLOW-UP! ✨

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❤️ CONTACT: Whitney • (407) 970-8745 • Email Here

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📣 PALM COAST CHATTER

Ho Ho Joes Light Show - 🎄

100 Belleaire Dr - www.HoHoJoes.com

Vanilla Ice Approved. “Ice Ice Baby” Showed up to see this.

Ho Ho Joes is a holiday themed light show using pixels sequenced to music.  Tune your radio to 88.1 FM. Fridays & Saturdays 7:30-9:30pm. Starting Thursday 12/5/24.

“Awesome light show for the neighborhood during Halloween and Christmas time! If you're in the area, definitely make it a point to come see.” - Palm Coast, Fl Community

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🤩 FUN COAST PHOTO of the WEEK

📷 Richard Cranium | Tag @palmcoastwire to get your fotos in the PCWire!

Holiday Special • 50% OFF AD RATES Pricing and Info: [email protected]

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🤌🏽 THE CHEF’S KISS

THE SOUTHERN TABLE 🍲

(386) 302-0777 - 501 S State St., Bunnell

Welcome to Southern Table Restaurant, where you can enjoy delicious Southern home cooked food in a welcoming and friendly atmosphere where quality meets affordability whether it be take out or dining in.

BREAKFAST ~ LUNCH ~ DINNER - DINE IN or CARRY OUT

Hours: Sunday & Monday 7 am to 2 pm • Tuesday to Saturday 7 am to 8 pm

Menu - Southern Table

The Original Swiss Mushroom Steer Burger is the Cat’s Meow! Gotta Try It!!

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🍴 AROUND THE INTERWEBS

Britney Spears Says She is Now 5 Years Old and Attending Kindergarten 🗡️

Britney turned 43 on Monday but says she is turning 5 years old and moving to Mexico. Will she be allowed to twirl her knives like she has been lately on the Interwebs?

SPONSORED BY: PALM COAST YACHT CLUB HOLIDAY LIGHT PARADE

Palm Coast Yacht Club is proud to organize the annual Palm Coast Holiday Boat Parade, one of the area’s major holiday events.   The 2024 Boat Parade will be held on December 15th.

Continuing its tradition of recognizing individual outstanding service to the community, the 2024 Palm Coast Holiday Boat Parade, presented by the Palm Coast Yacht Club, will be held in honor of Flagler
County Sheriff’s Office Dispatcher Megan Burton. Burton has been named Florida
Sheriff Association Dispatcher of the Year.

Website: https://palmcoastyachtclub.com/

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🫖 THE TEA (Gossip)

Couple caught making loud noises “lovemaking” atop a huge elephant sculpture ahead of Art Basel in Miami Beach 🐘

A source said that on Monday night, “a security guard heard strange noises and went over with his flashlight to investigate. Apparently he saw a couple on top of one of the big elephants! We do not know how they got up there.”

Any Port in a Storm as They Say… 😵

RETRO FLORIDA

Ocala Caverns, also known as Uranium Valley (near Ocala), 1955-1974. 🦇

Professional Wrestler Jim (Man Mountain) Dean owned “Ocala Caverns” from 1965 until his death in 1972. Man Mountain Dean attempted to add more to the attraction. A large cave man was built outside the entrance. Mr. Dean also tried to incorporate the wrestling hall of fame at Ocala Caverns. However, interstates were built and traffic bypassed the old tourist attraction. Man Mountain Dean did everything he could to keep the grand tourist attraction going. However, upon his death in 1972, Ocala Caverns closed and was never reopened. Today you can see what it was. It is a bit like visiting a lost city that has been taken over by jungle.

You had me at Pro Wrestler Buys Roadside Attraction and Adds a Caveman

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GRINDS MY GEARS

“I wasn’t going to put you on blast for throwing your bag of McDonald’s trash out of your window on Old Kings Rd yesterday because I’m typically not that person however after long consideration and my disgust for your behavior here we are! Do better! Don’t be a litterbug!” - anonymous. 📣

Dude watched “Straight Outta Compton Gangsta Movie and now he thinks he’s all gangsta - Richard Cranium. 🤡

FLORIDA ADVENTURES

The Castillo de San Marcos in St. Augustine 🏴󠁬󠁣󠀱󠀱󠁿

The Castillo de San Marcos in St. Augustine is a fortress steeped in history, crafted by the skilled Spanish engineer Ignacio Daza.

Construction began in 1672, a century after the founding of St. Augustine by Spanish Admiral Pedro Menéndez de Avilés, during a time when Florida was a part of the Spanish Empire. The impetus for this grand structure came after a devastating raid in 1668 by the English privateer Robert Searles, which left much of St. Augustine in ruins and rendered the existing wooden fort inadequate for defense.

11 S Castillo Dr, St. Augustine • (904) 829-6506 •

Website: Castillo de San Marcos National Monument.

Fun Day Trip with the Family or to Just Be Inside Florida History.

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WORD on the STREET

Brain Lint 🧠

Street Lingo for Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.!” - Richard Cranium

“What you’re saying is nothing but Brain Lint, and ain’t no one got time for that.”

PC BIZ

Backwater Cat Adventure - Palm Coast 🎣

Palm Coast's Ultimate Adventure Awaits!

Drive your own "go-kart on water" with Backwater Cat Adventure! Explore serene waterways, spot dolphins

Website & Info Here. (386) 241 5728 • 102 Yacht Harbor Dr Palm Coast

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😂 Dad Joke Answer: Anything it wants….😂

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